6 years and counting…

June 13, 2008 at 4:36 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments

So today is the big J-Sey anniversary (that is my celebrity couple name I gave us J-Si and Kinsey put together… brilliant!!!!). So I did what most men do in romantic occassions… I have decided to hand in my man card and write her a love letter, and if that isn’t man card violation worthy I added a coating of readign it on the radio because that’s how I roll. Here is the letter:

 

Dear Kinsey,

 

I can’t explain the anxiety I feel as I sit here and watch you sleep… is it creepy? Yes, but I can’t help myself. I still get butterflies when I kiss you, and I still feel like an excited puppy whenever you come home. I may not show it all the time but trust me, you are still as beautiful to me as the first day I laid eyes on you. We have been together exactly 2,190 days, but who’s counting? There have tears and laughter but in the end everything turned out for the best.

 

There are four people in my life that I truly trust… and you are one of them. Who would have thought that after getting rejected and humiliated publicly would have turned into this. Six years is a long time and 18 year old girls don’t usually settle down… and hot girls don’t usually settle either, haha, but you are different. You saved me from making the normal 19 year old guy mistakes, even though I still managed to screw up quite a bit… but you stayed by my side.

 

Everything I have in my life is in great part due to you. This desire to succeed in life was not there when I met you… I was down and out… I wanted to call it quits, but you re-ignited my fire inside. Every move I make in my life is made with the intention to make your life better. Thank you for being a big part of turning me into the man I am today. You have taught me that a guy does not have to be perfect, even though I am pretty darn close, to get a super hot, smart, and loyal girl.

 

Happy six year anniversary Kins! With you, I am not looking for a happy ending… because true love has no ending.

 

Your stud boyfriend : )

 

I will go ahead and say that if I was a girl I would date me. Just kidding!!! I would totally be a gold digger. Kinsey’s sister is in town though and they decided it would be fun to come home at 2 in the morning and tell me all about their night. YAY!!!! If I come home at 2 am I make sure to sneak into the bed and go to sleep without incident because if she wakes up she will want to talk about my night. Just a few differences between women and men right there. They almost got kicked for waking me up… Delilah had my back though because she did wake up and growled at them.

 

Next week stay tuned to the show because Kinsey will be featured in my Hip Hop drive thru…

 

Moral of the story: Making celebrity couple names up for you and your fellow lover is fun… unless your names are Stan and Minka AKA “Stinka”…Or if your names are Wes and Nilvirus AKA “Wesnilvirus” haha. OK I am done.

 

WORD!!!!