JC’s Blog

Shopping is weird….

Let me tell you about my experience in the wonderful world of shopping for a woman. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! How do you ladies do it? Those moments were the most stressful moments of the week. When you are a dude you throw some jeans on… they fit around the waist… you buy ‘em. As a woman you have to make sure that they jeans make your butt look just right, they have to be tight around your legs and look cute at the bottom so you can show off your shoes.  When you are a dude you throw a shirt, it fits… you buy. As a woman you have to make sure your boobs look good in it, it can’t make your stomach look fat, it can’t make your arms look fat, and another chick better not have your shirt/blouse or whatever you call it. As a guy you put on a belt… it fits… you buy. As a woman you have to make sure it matches with your purse, at least 6 shirts, and is shiny and cute… and it is not even used as a belt to hold pants up, it is used as an accessory. As a guy you try on some shoes… they feel comfortable… you buy. As a woman, you try on the cutest shoes you can’t find… they hurt like hell… you buy anyway. I did have fun shopping for Kellie though. I will say this: If I lose to Al and his 1990 Salt N Peppa “Push it” video looking outfit with boots that don’t match I will have a “fashion fit”. Definition of a “fashion fit”- pouting my lips, continuously yelling “na-ah”… then you walk up and walk up and kick the winner in the back of the leg.

I would now like to take this time to throw Target some huge love. As you may know 68.8% of my shopping takes place there. Yup, I performed a study on myself and found that out. Anyway, for the first time ever I had to return something because I screwed up my purchase. I opened the thing up, it looked used, and I look like a punk. Three reasons why a costumer service person would be mean to me. Oh, and bonus reason, I forgot my receipt at home. Instead I was treated super nicely and not questioned once. If there could be more people like this lady out there life would be so much easier. I just wanted to share with ya that there are people out there who still work hard and smile even though their job has them dealing with difficult people over and over again. 

I know I talked about this a week ago, but here is the proof that my team did win the Flag Football Championship… so what if we were the lower division, we still went from last to first. We did get beat by every upper division team, but not by much : )

WORD!!!!