Oh no!!!!! I did a bad thing…

March 27, 2008 at 4:17 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 30 Comments
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Well, some of us have embarrassing days… and then some of us have please let me go live under the bridge with two cats that fight all night long so I cant get any sleep embarrassing days. That happened recently… fortunately it didn’t happen to me… unfortunately it happened to Kinsey… oh, and did I mention I may have been the cause? So let me break it down because to some I may be a guilty boyfriend… but to my fellow 5th grade revenge mentality people you will see that she got what she deserved, haha.

So we decided to go out and enjoy the weather by taking a jog outside and get away from the treadmills. On the way back home we decided to run on the streets instead of taking the trail we normally jog on. It was rush hour by the time we got to our run so when we reached the main road (which by the way is one of them big boy roads that is one way and has four lanes leading into the highway) the traffic began to delay our jog due to the massive amount of waiting at the lights. At one of the light Kinsey apparently got bored. So what do women do when they get bored? I don’t know, but Kinsey likes to play jokes, so as I am standing at the light she decides to pull my pants down… yup, she pantsed me!!! It was no biggie; I was wearing running gear under my shorts that went down to just above my knee so I probably just looked like a dude with tights on. Afterwards I just sprayed Kinsey with some of my water and we laughed and it was all good. Little did she know that I was plotting my attack, I didn’t know what it would be… I figured wrestling in the middle of the streets while giving her a super wedgie was a bit too much… and so tying her shoelace to a pole with my crazy classified too crazy for the boy scouts knot was out of the question because not even the CIA can find a way to undo it.

As we were nearing the end of our run we came across a HUGE intersection. Kinsey was standing in front of me with her hands on her head catching some air… this was my opportunity and I decided to take it. As the light turned yellow I realized if I timed it right I could do a pull down and run. So I walked up behind her and WHAAAAM!!!! Pants to her knees. I was about to start running but unfortunately the first thing I saw was butt cheek and no underwear to be found. I automatically fell back and screamed “oh, crap!!!” Kinsey on the other hand was shock so her hands stayed on her head as she helplessly looked down; it was if I had just pantsed an armless woman. By this time the construction workers behind us started hoot’n and hollerin, and the cars started honking. About 4 seconds into it her pants were still down and she looked at me and said, “Why did you do that?” so I replied in mid laughter, “Pull your pants up!!!” She finally came to her senses what seemed to be an hour later. We then ran across the street while everyone honked and gave us thumbs up. Whoopsie daisy : )

So the moral of the story is: Do not pants your boyfriend if you are not wearing underwear because he will get you back.

  WORD!!!!

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  1. Ha, ha, you’re so funny. Poor Kinsey. I would have been mortified – underware is uncomfortable on its best day – I agree with Kinsey – commando is the way to go and I don’t mean that in a sexual way – just that it is more comfortable – it’s all about comfort….right? Ha, Ha, you slay me. Again, POOR KINSEY!

  2. That was too funny, I laughed so hard just the thought of her standing at a busy corner with her paints down and no undies!!! FUNNY STUFF
    but I must agree about the not wearing underwear thing, its a pain!!

  3. I have a joke for you:

    What does Snoopdog use to wash his clothes?

    A: B-L-E-O-T-C-H!!!!!!!

    I thought this joke was right up you alley. LATER!

  4. DUDE!!! thats crazy!!! lol….funny!

  5. LMAO! That is the funniest thing I’ve read all day! Thanks for the laugh!

  6. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That’s great! You guys are dorks! Was she super pissed at you??

  7. LOL omg JC that is funny you are my hero! HIGH FIVE! thats just classic JC revenge, but who would of figured that Kinsey was not wearing underwear lol im surprised you didnt try to go kick the construction workers for oogling Kinsey,lol but yes i agree poor Kinsey.

  8. Thanks for the good laugh. Sorry Kinsey!!!

  9. OMG!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!! I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING. I LOVE THAT SHE DIDN’T REACT RIGHT AWAY! SO FUNNY!!

  10. That was hysterical!

    Emily
    http://www.twodogsrunningsouth.blogspot.com/

  11. Hate to say it but she had that one coming. ROTFLMAO!

  12. That was absolutely hilarious!!! I do feel bad for Kinsey but she did do it to you. I can’t stop laughing.

  13. Haha! This was so funny when you told the story on the air today, I could not stop laughing! You and Kinsey are hilarious! 🙂

  14. OMG!!! I had the whole mental picture of her just standing there….Too Funny! Nothing better than a couple who can laugh together…Your wonderfull.
    Have a great day! Hope Kinsey didn’t give you too much grief…You know what they say about pay backs!hahahahahahaha

  15. Ummm….just a thought….depending on how long and how quick some people may have been…..cell phone cameras….just something to think about…

    You do have a comfortable couch, right? As that is where I see your future since that my be the last time you see that for a little while.

  16. Just so you know, most of the runners I know go commando. Most good running shorts have the undies built in, and even the ones that don’t (like Tri shorts) I still go without. Despite popular opinion, you actually have less chafing (especially if you use BodyGlide!) So, Kinsey is totally normal…but now you know, next time you guys decide to have a pants-off in public!

    Good going with the running, though. Keep it up, maybe we’ll see you two at White Rock this year?

  17. You are sooooo funny. I had a smile your entire post…Kinsey is lucky – even if she doesn’t know it yet =]

  18. POOR KINSEY!! How mortified she must be. That part was not funny but the song you did about her was hilarious! THat was a good laugh from the KPOD!!

  19. hahahahahahahaha!!!! thats so funny!! wish there was video of that!!! 😉

  20. too funny… she had it coming … she did it first… if you can’t take it you shouldn’t dish it out… i would have been mad first but then i would have laughed about it alot later…

  21. Oh, this is too funny. I hope you both had a good laugh about it; this is the sort of thing that might be funnier to her later though….

  22. where tha song that one song that you had on tha air this morning i heard it….lol (no underwear)…that was a trip….post that song on youtube or something

  23. I think Kinsey needs to go shopping for shoes to get rid of the embarrassment. lol

  24. i heard JC sang a song about it and that it was hilarious!! is there anyway it can get posted or is it already somewhere and i just can’t find it?

    sincerely,
    somebody wanting to laugh his ass off somemore

  25. Amazing! This totally just MADE MY DAY!

  26. Go Kinsey! I go cammando all the time! hehe

  27. haha! poor girl. But makes for a good story.

  28. That’s the funniest thing. I feel for Kinsey but I must say, she had it coming. I don’t know what kind of underwear people are wearing that is so uncomfortable. Just say you don’t want to wear any and don’t make an excuse.

  29. Ok, I heard you tell it on air…..but as I’m reading it now…..I’m still laughing like an idiot. The “moral” of the story at the end was by far the best part!

  30. my friend HAS to hear “no underwear”! is there anywhere online that i can listen to/download it?


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