I have a duty I must complete…(haha, I said duty)
May 9, 2008 at 3:42 pm | In Uncategorized |I have bought Grand Theft Auto IV… I didn’t want to buy it because I don’t have the time to invest in the game. However, I was at the mall and walked by Game Stop and saw it on the window just calling my name, “J-Si, buy me… you can have another life and make tons of money and any car you want.” So I gave in and bought it with my gift card. I told myself I would only play it for one hour a day that way I can still have a life and do work and all fun grown-up stuff. I started playing around noon so I should have been done by 1 pm… three hours later after making about 500 bucks, going on three dates and developing a relationship, fighting with gang members, and getting in a huge brawl with two bouncers at a “gentleman’s club” I said, “oh, crap… I was supposed to stop playing two hours ago”.
So this is my goodbye to the world for a couple of month’s speech:
Today, I consider myself… the luckiest man-an-an-an on the face of the earth-th-th-th. I have decided to give up having a life in order to indulge into something very unnecessary. Where else will I be able to fight the law and crime at the same time? Nowhere. Where will I be able to make fictional friends from another country? Nowhere… unless I got nutty crazy and start making things up in my head. Where will I be able to go to a gentleman’s club and not get in trouble with Kinsey? Nowhere! This why I must embark on this mission, I may be gone for a month… or two… or a year, I don’t know how long the game lasts but its something a man must do. I will not go to the gym anymore, I will not play football anymore, I will not go out on the weekends anymore… this until I have fulfilled my tenure with my GTA game. However, I will eat Cheetos everyday, I will drink at least a six pack of sodas, and I will eat pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I will grow out my pony tail… why? Why not? That’s why. So farewell and wish me luck.
PS- Sorry Kinsey : )
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U keep me laughing.. the faded earth hahaha you should become a TV writer.. I love your sense of humor hahahaha
Comment by Amber — May 9, 2008 #
My husband bought GTA on the day it was released and I dont think he has put it down since. Although I started getting into it too… I find myself running home after work saying “you didn’t do that mission yet did you?!” I think I might be sucked in as well..
Comment by Erin — May 9, 2008 #
becareful with “michelle” haha
Comment by julie — May 9, 2008 #
Oh man. I’ve avoided buying the game for the same reasons J-Si! But, I have a completely free weekend and the kids and husband have promised to leave me alone all weekend as my “present.” So, I’m thinking of going buy it after work today and spend all weekend with it. The only problem I foresee is not being able to put the controller down to go to sleep and make it to work on time….Oh, the sacrifices we must make though.
hahaha…Have fun and share any secrets you might learn!
Comment by stacie — May 9, 2008 #
I hate change. So, when you first joined KKITM, I resisted you! But, your blogs have won me over. Smart and funny! LOVE YOU!
Comment by Leah — May 10, 2008 #
Ha Ha. Welcome to the dark side my friend. It will never be over b/c there’s always online play.
Comment by Mariana — May 10, 2008 #
JC, you are the man! No other place could someone post a thread about GTA IV and have only the fairer sex post comments about it!!
Anyways, I bought the game last week, and I’m about as far along as you are in the game. Having a blast. If you have a 360, send me your gamertag and we can join a multiplayer round sometime.
Comment by Senor360 — May 12, 2008 #
I made that same mistake of buying GTA IV. It is what I consider to be a good regret. If you’ve got Xbox Live (for I don’t know what console you have), I’m generally letting loose my frustration on there. Gamertag: Blue Pvt Tucker. Happy hunting sir. It’s all uphill from here.
Comment by William — May 16, 2008 #