JC’s Blog

 

Oh, what a weekend… Friday night we had a show outing. We all hung out and had some fun no problem. For some reason on our walk back from the bar Andrew “what are you taaaaalking about?” Jones decided to say he was faster than me after we door bell ditched and had been running for a block. I saw this as a shot to my manhood so I challenged him to a good old fashioned foot race, I was going to do a kick fight but he was wearing steel toed boots. Naturally Uncle Daddy and Big Al decided they thought they could beat me as well… I am happy to announce that I annihilated them in the race… huge man ego boost. The award for hugest loss of man ego goes to Uncle Daddy for losing to Big Al. Andrew was disqualified because we said we would run and he waddled.  

 

 Saturday was Kenny Chesney time. I played “Slosh Ball” in the morning, then headed up to the venue to tailgate, and then entered the concert. I wish I could tell you Kenny rocked but I don’t really remember much… I do remember giving people high fives though : ) VERY NICE!!!!

 

I also got a chance to check out “Baby Mama”. I must say that the movie was better than I expected… its still no “Iron Man” though.  

 

Now I will take this week to recover from my newly acquired farmers tan and weird random bruise on my arm. I hate when I have a bruise and don’t have a clue where it came from.

 

Anyways, HAPPY 5 DE MAYO!!!!!! I know many of you would love to learn Spanish so here are some Spanish words and phrases to help you with your learning process : )

 

 

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER

My vieja gets mad and I don’t even know water problem is!

 

 SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF

My homie farted… bad, and I couldn’t brief.  

 

 SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, theres not mushroom.  

   

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself .

 

 SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE

Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca.  I told him, orale loco liver alone, cheese mine.

 

 SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!

 

 SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER

I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn’t wafer me!

 

 SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES

I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes

 

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE

I told you if you didn’t know how to do it, I could tissue.

 

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT

Aorale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my sancha so I said harassment nothing to me!

 

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW

I was running after you but I couldn’t cashew!

 

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP

We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop.

 

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey vato, I’m going to eat Paco’s food, tell me if juicy him!