My stomach has left the building…
April 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm | In Uncategorized |Today will be a quickie but a goodie. Haha, that’s what HE said. I will also give it a rating of PG-13. So I went out to lunch with some foolio friends of mine. During lunch I started getting a bunch of calls from Kinsey. So finally I answered because I figured something crazy was happening. You know when the fellas go grab lunch we don’t want to be answering the phone due to loss of man card points. So when I answered the phone I could tell something was wrong so I asked her… she gave me those words every man hates to hear: “I will talk to you when you get home.”
My appetite had been ruined… I call it a well timed attack on her behalf, touché. So after going over every single move I made the last month, and after thinking about all the things I have not told her about breaking I came to the conclusion that I needed to face my “what the heck in the world did I do” matter.
When I arrived at home Kinsey was on the bed with the dogs and a face that I would like to call somber with a splash of pissy, and a hint of anger. She automatically held up what a thing that rhymes with ondom. So she asked “where did this come from?” Apparently Kinsey had been doing a little cleaning up action with my clothes and may have stumbled across the pants I wore for St. Patrick’s Day. Luckily I remembered why I would have it and said, “I have it because I was dressed like the funny leprechaun and a drunk dude in the parking lot figured I would be getting some love from the ladies so he handed me that florescent pink guy… which you grabbed from his hand and stuck in my back pocket to be funny.” She looked at me… back at the ondom… and back at me and just said, “oh… yeah.” That was it. She then got up and gave me a hug and a how are you and moved on like nothing happened. HOW DO WOMEN HAVE THE POWER TO DO THIS?!?!?!
WORD!!!!
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I take it she had a few too many cocktails that day to not remember. Been there, done that!! You can’t hold that against her. I probably would have done the same thing to my husband…lol..It was an honest mistake and she was probably embarrassed afterwards. I’m so glad things are going well for y’all. Y’all both sound like really sweet people!
Comment by Molly — April 15, 2008 #
Dude - enjoy your relationship like it is right now! If you were married it wouldve been drama from the ondom and something left over from last week. They change man…they change!
Comment by Fanofyou — April 15, 2008 #
Total LOL! Sadly, women can and do get away with this. Why!?! Because you let us, you love us, and you tolerate our irrational behavior, our mood swings, our bad attitudes and our jealous streaks. Maybe our good out weighs our bad…maybe you like to enable these bad behaviors…maybe it’s just not worth fighting over…who knows! I’m just glad there are good guys out there (like you & my hubby) that accept us - faults and all - and maybe even find these absurd moments a little endearing! Think of it this way, she wouldn’t have made it such a big deal if she didn’t care. Good luck…we are a difficult gender!
Comment by AMW — April 15, 2008 #
It’s a secrete! If we told you we’d have to kill ya!
hahahahah Have a great day!!!!!
Comment by Mary — April 15, 2008 #
I saw you and Kinsey on St. Pat’s Day - that WAS a sweet costume. It def would have gotten you lots of loving if you were single LOL
Comment by Meghan — April 15, 2008 #
LOL..thats funny
Comment by Diana — April 16, 2008 #
Why can girls do this JC?? its a little thing that (since we are playing the rhyming game here), that rymes with jagina, and it gives them all the power in the world. As such, we has guys can do nohting about it, and might as well just get used to it (although thats easier said than done).
Comment by Justin — April 16, 2008 #